So on my way home from Leeds I spotted this van. What a fantastic was to advertise your sole trading business. (Really?) Not only do I get a piece of the guys name in the van graphics but it comes with an aggressive tag line just to tempt me even more. Can’t give too much credit for the tap and wrench icon though, come one – show me a photo of John’s face at least, smiling with a three thumbs up? I suppose that would of been a classy touch. Alternative strap line – “I’m great at cleaning pipes”

I present to you the all singing, all swimming, Purple Tang. What a name to give a fish. Although some might think this is absolutely appropriate?

Its just occurred to me that John Mackruick or however you spell his name is one hundred percent rock and roll. Its getting late, he decides to cut some chocolate cake (I think) whilst sporting a pair of malicious man boobs and at the same time indulging in a glass of red. He kinda looks like Mick Jagger turned inside out don’t ya think? He’s even got those white trunky y-fronts on that only Americans wear. He’s got a nick name for his wife and has an awesome head beard goin on. Absolute Menace.

MY CUP. MY OTHER FRIEND. MY GET THE FUK AWAY FACE!

MY PUB. MY FRIEND. MY SMOKES!